Tubgirl staggered and finally collapsed. "You...you have defeated me," she gasped.
"No," Fart-chan replied. "It was you who defeated yourself."
This song started out as a potential Deathmøle riff and quickly morphed into...something else. Sort of Fuck Buttons meets Dan Deacon meets dub techno I guess? I don't think I've ever had this many MIDI tracks running at one time before. Your average Deathmøle song has three, maybe four tops.
Anyway here's the song, hopefully you will like it: Weird Methods (tumescent elephant mix)
Anyway here's the song, hopefully you will like it: Weird Methods (tumescent elephant mix)
OOC;
name: Miki
age: 18
experience: I'm A Mod For Fuck's Sake~
e-mail / IM: It's On The Contacts
IC;
nation: Norway
name: Sverre Underberg
nickname(s): Whatever nicknames come to arise. Generally, he nips those in the bud as soon as possible. Nicknaming him probably puts you on his "to ignore" list automatically. Damn long list...
age: 22
date of birth: May 17th
hometown: Svolvær, Norway
occupation: He works as a cashier at a local hippie's incense store/psychic reading boutique. He takes it completely seriously except he doesn't exactly agree with some of the products sold.
residence: He comes from a rich family so he is able to afford living in one of the nicer Charleston apartments.
family: All his family lives back in Norway so we never get to see them and only hear about them in passing. The most notable of whom is a crazy Grandma who got him started on fairytales.
first impression: "Why won't he smile? Or...blink? Is he breathing?"
TEN TRUE FACTS AND A SECRET.
❶ Sverre went to high school in America as part of a study abroad program. He liked the area so much that he transferred to Liberty University. He doesn't talk much but his English is pretty much perfect now. Listening has taught him to speak English properly, but to speak like a normal human as opposed to a textbook.
❷ During his junior year of high school, he met (Denmark) and the two of them became very close. They dated pretty seriously until the end of college when Sverre decided he wanted to be single and broke it off. Over the years, he has built up an almost contempt for (Denmark) and is really cruel to him.
❸ Sverre is obsessed with fairy tales and mythical creatures. His favorite movies and books include trolls, fairies, elves and talking goats. He believes there's a nisse (a type of Norwegian fairy) watches over his house. This seems to be a foolish claim, but Sverre's house is impeccably clean, though he doesn't seem to have an interest in cleaning (or anything really). Strange little trinkets show up around the house too. Sverre considers this to be proof.
❹ Having recently met his half-brother (Iceland) for the first time, Sverre has been a bit hurt (not that it shows on his face) by the other boy's coldness towards him. The other boy doesn't seem to think of Sverre as much of an older brother. In response, Sverre compensates and tries to watch over the boy and gets irrationally jealous suspicious of people trying to get close to either of them. It really does bother him to think of his new sibling getting closer to other people first.
❺ He got his job at the psychic reading boutique because he secretly plans on taking over the business when the owner goes into a trance and never comes out. Though those trances are largely substance induced so it's more of a, "Oh they'll OD eventually" scenario. He'll be able to take over right away. He knows plenty about hokey mystical practices and real ones. There aren't any required degrees or anything. He'd be able to slide right into the role. No effort, just how he likes it.
❻ Sverre seems very cold and distant on the outside. The truth is, he's actually like that with most people on the inside as well. He gets bored very easily and is very detached from the real world. There are more interesting things to contemplate in his own fantasy world. He appears to rarely lose his temper. However, when he does lose his temper, it often ends badly for the other person. Sverre can be very manipulative towards people he feels have wronged him. Being so observant and silent allows him to see and hear critical moments in other people's conversations. Tread carefully.
❼ Snow. He's really resistant to it. Freakishly so. As a child he would fall asleep in drifts of it and be perfectly fine. No frostbite, no hypothermia, no death. Not even a cold. It just appears to be one of many things Sverre can't be bothered to worry about. Rather than try to dress for it or avoid it he just sort of trudges right through it. If he's really tired he doesn't even bother going inside. He has to be yelled at to turn on the heat or AC during the respective seasons too.
❽ Early in high school, Sverre fell in with the wrong crowd. He joined a gang called the Vikings. He was pretty good at fighting and keeping track of various enemies and two-faced allies. He remembers it fondly in some ways, but that time may also have jaded him to the point that trusting others is not an option.
❾ He is not big into sports. This is not to say that he's BAD at them, he just doesn't try. He tends to have Daria Syndrome, watching the ball whiz by and reacting two seconds too late. Then shrugging and going to stand in the outfield where no one will bother him.
❿ He has a large stuffed animal collection. His favorite is a pink bunny named Henrik. He tries to go to as few places as possible without his bunny buddy. His grandma sewed him a matching suit when was a child. There are pictures hidden in his childhood home and his new apartment. Pictures of him wearing it. Squee-worthy.
~SECRET~: Sverre is not necessarily a cruel person by default. However, he is easily irritated even if it does not show. Once you bug him, you're on the blacklist until further notice. He won't go out of his way to hurt you, but stumble across his path and he might make things difficult. This only gets worse the more you bother him. Just avoid him if he seems more distant than usual.
name: Miki
age: 18
experience: I'm A Mod For Fuck's Sake~
e-mail / IM: It's On The Contacts
IC;
nation: Norway
name: Sverre Underberg
nickname(s): Whatever nicknames come to arise. Generally, he nips those in the bud as soon as possible. Nicknaming him probably puts you on his "to ignore" list automatically. Damn long list...
age: 22
date of birth: May 17th
hometown: Svolvær, Norway
occupation: He works as a cashier at a local hippie's incense store/psychic reading boutique. He takes it completely seriously except he doesn't exactly agree with some of the products sold.
residence: He comes from a rich family so he is able to afford living in one of the nicer Charleston apartments.
family: All his family lives back in Norway so we never get to see them and only hear about them in passing. The most notable of whom is a crazy Grandma who got him started on fairytales.
first impression: "Why won't he smile? Or...blink? Is he breathing?"
TEN TRUE FACTS AND A SECRET.
❶ Sverre went to high school in America as part of a study abroad program. He liked the area so much that he transferred to Liberty University. He doesn't talk much but his English is pretty much perfect now. Listening has taught him to speak English properly, but to speak like a normal human as opposed to a textbook.
❷ During his junior year of high school, he met (Denmark) and the two of them became very close. They dated pretty seriously until the end of college when Sverre decided he wanted to be single and broke it off. Over the years, he has built up an almost contempt for (Denmark) and is really cruel to him.
❸ Sverre is obsessed with fairy tales and mythical creatures. His favorite movies and books include trolls, fairies, elves and talking goats. He believes there's a nisse (a type of Norwegian fairy) watches over his house. This seems to be a foolish claim, but Sverre's house is impeccably clean, though he doesn't seem to have an interest in cleaning (or anything really). Strange little trinkets show up around the house too. Sverre considers this to be proof.
❹ Having recently met his half-brother (Iceland) for the first time, Sverre has been a bit hurt (not that it shows on his face) by the other boy's coldness towards him. The other boy doesn't seem to think of Sverre as much of an older brother. In response, Sverre compensates and tries to watch over the boy and gets irrationally jealous suspicious of people trying to get close to either of them. It really does bother him to think of his new sibling getting closer to other people first.
❺ He got his job at the psychic reading boutique because he secretly plans on taking over the business when the owner goes into a trance and never comes out. Though those trances are largely substance induced so it's more of a, "Oh they'll OD eventually" scenario. He'll be able to take over right away. He knows plenty about hokey mystical practices and real ones. There aren't any required degrees or anything. He'd be able to slide right into the role. No effort, just how he likes it.
❻ Sverre seems very cold and distant on the outside. The truth is, he's actually like that with most people on the inside as well. He gets bored very easily and is very detached from the real world. There are more interesting things to contemplate in his own fantasy world. He appears to rarely lose his temper. However, when he does lose his temper, it often ends badly for the other person. Sverre can be very manipulative towards people he feels have wronged him. Being so observant and silent allows him to see and hear critical moments in other people's conversations. Tread carefully.
❼ Snow. He's really resistant to it. Freakishly so. As a child he would fall asleep in drifts of it and be perfectly fine. No frostbite, no hypothermia, no death. Not even a cold. It just appears to be one of many things Sverre can't be bothered to worry about. Rather than try to dress for it or avoid it he just sort of trudges right through it. If he's really tired he doesn't even bother going inside. He has to be yelled at to turn on the heat or AC during the respective seasons too.
❽ Early in high school, Sverre fell in with the wrong crowd. He joined a gang called the Vikings. He was pretty good at fighting and keeping track of various enemies and two-faced allies. He remembers it fondly in some ways, but that time may also have jaded him to the point that trusting others is not an option.
❾ He is not big into sports. This is not to say that he's BAD at them, he just doesn't try. He tends to have Daria Syndrome, watching the ball whiz by and reacting two seconds too late. Then shrugging and going to stand in the outfield where no one will bother him.
❿ He has a large stuffed animal collection. His favorite is a pink bunny named Henrik. He tries to go to as few places as possible without his bunny buddy. His grandma sewed him a matching suit when was a child. There are pictures hidden in his childhood home and his new apartment. Pictures of him wearing it. Squee-worthy.
~SECRET~: Sverre is not necessarily a cruel person by default. However, he is easily irritated even if it does not show. Once you bug him, you're on the blacklist until further notice. He won't go out of his way to hurt you, but stumble across his path and he might make things difficult. This only gets worse the more you bother him. Just avoid him if he seems more distant than usual.
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